Rawhamhap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful dove.

Rawhamhap created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhamhap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawhamhap, it will turn you into a mole.

Rawhamhap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rawhamhap's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Retreat if seven ants approach from the north.

4. You must love Rawhamhap.

5. Do not take Rawhamhap's name in vain.