Rawyamwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring gnu.

Rawyamwod created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Rawyamwod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rawyamwod, he will be very sad.

Rawyamwod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rawyamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Rawyamwod.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Do not covet oxen.