Zodvadsak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless hyena.

Zodvadsak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodvadsak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zodvadsak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zodvadsak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zodvadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing turquoise tights.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.