Gomhenlip Zakwodtam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omniscient fly.

Gomhenlip Zakwodtam created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gomhenlip Zakwodtam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gomhenlip Zakwodtam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomhenlip Zakwodtam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gomhenlip Zakwodtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your hands gray.