Kabbudwit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain armadillo.

Kabbudwit created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbudwit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kabbudwit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kabbudwit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kabbudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.