Hompogbab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent owl.

Hompogbab created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hompogbab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hompogbab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hompogbab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hompogbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing orange stockings.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.