Rotjampag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish faun.

Rotjampag created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotjampag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotjampag, he will destroy your home planet.

Rotjampag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rotjampag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never feed turnips to frogs while wearing white tights.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.