Spagdissfad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair lion.

Spagdissfad created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdissfad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spagdissfad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Spagdissfad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Spagdissfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing gray shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing black trousers.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Hide if nine bats approach from the west.