Omtzanrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak dryad.

Omtzanrutt created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtzanrutt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtzanrutt, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Omtzanrutt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Omtzanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.