Gedbellkap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish hippopotamus.

Gedbellkap created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbellkap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedbellkap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gedbellkap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gedbellkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Gedbellkap loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed turnips to capybaras while wearing orange shirts.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. You must love Gedbellkap.