Bellhinjip Rapfliszen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Bellhinjip Rapfliszen created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Bellhinjip Rapfliszen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bellhinjip Rapfliszen, she will turn you into a slug.

Bellhinjip Rapfliszen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bellhinjip Rapfliszen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never skip in the presence of whales.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help cats.