Wonhivomin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty jellyfish.

Wonhivomin created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonhivomin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wonhivomin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wonhivomin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wonhivomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing violet shoes.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never hurt voles.