Tonkflislenraptad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid jaguar.

Tonkflislenraptad created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkflislenraptad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tonkflislenraptad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tonkflislenraptad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tonkflislenraptad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tonkflislenraptad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed peanuts to eagles while wearing tights.

5. Never wear shoes.