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She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent shark.

Dunwabcam created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunwabcam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dunwabcam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dunwabcam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dunwabcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Put Dunwabcam first in all things.

5. You must love Dunwabcam.