Nellkikjop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive lobster.

Nellkikjop created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellkikjop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nellkikjop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nellkikjop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nellkikjop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Put Nellkikjop first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Nellkikjop.

4. Nellkikjop loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing gray coats.