Stragzimtikget is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain otter.

Stragzimtikget created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragzimtikget, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stragzimtikget, he will not care at all.

Stragzimtikget's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Stragzimtikget's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Stragzimtikget.

4. Never wear yellow shoes.

5. Never mention ants.