Vilnartpop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic fly.

Vilnartpop created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilnartpop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilnartpop, she will turn you into a mole.

Vilnartpop's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vilnartpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sing near ants.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.