Sidlincum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic jaguar.

Sidlincum created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidlincum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidlincum, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sidlincum's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sidlincum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.