Mincussget is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet capybara.

Mincussget created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mincussget, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mincussget, it will turn you into a worm.

Mincussget's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mincussget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never run in the presence of horses.