Lapjipgepgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking owl.

Lapjipgepgud created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Lapjipgepgud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lapjipgepgud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lapjipgepgud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lapjipgepgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.