Bog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable mink.

Bog created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never bounce near birds.

3. Never feed lots of onions to snakes while wearing red dresses.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.