Xensidfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, passionate bird.

Xensidfab created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xensidfab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xensidfab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xensidfab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Xensidfab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed lots of rice to horses while wearing magenta shoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.