Bodgatnaddabrakmanbet is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing dryad.

Bodgatnaddabrakmanbet created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodgatnaddabrakmanbet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodgatnaddabrakmanbet, she will ignore you.

Bodgatnaddabrakmanbet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bodgatnaddabrakmanbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing black jumpers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your head.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Run away from purple manatees, for they are unholy.
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