Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish dugong.

Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Never wear magenta shorts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limgarnil Mitspagliklikbossdunhunkar Bomvogkom.