Mobnarcip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane squirrel.

Mobnarcip created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnarcip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobnarcip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mobnarcip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mobnarcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mobnarcip's name in vain.

2. Hide if three ducks approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Mobnarcip loves whales, so they must be respected.
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