Donhigstip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak dingo.

Donhigstip created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Donhigstip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Donhigstip, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Donhigstip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Donhigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donhigstip.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.