Ranhenbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful butterfly.

Ranhenbed created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhenbed, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ranhenbed, it will not care.

Ranhenbed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ranhenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing turquoise dresses.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Put Ranhenbed first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.