Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid wyvern.

Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Gadlengat Jintanshavgutfebflybussad loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.