Lidwipmot Log is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical tortoise.

Lidwipmot Log created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidwipmot Log, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidwipmot Log, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lidwipmot Log's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lidwipmot Log's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.