Cut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy faun.

Cut created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cut, she will turn you into a slug.

Cut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Run away from orange dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.