Bunhogvig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying pig.

Bunhogvig created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bunhogvig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bunhogvig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunhogvig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bunhogvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bunhogvig's name in vain.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.