Fosstervonk is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering crow.

Fosstervonk created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Fosstervonk, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fosstervonk, he will strike you with lightening.

Fosstervonk's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fosstervonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to nematodes while wearing purple tights.