Nablargrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy sheep.

Nablargrag created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablargrag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nablargrag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nablargrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nablargrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing blue tights.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about optics near squirrels while wearing gray boots and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.