Narbatbag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent salamander.

Narbatbag created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbatbag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narbatbag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Narbatbag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Narbatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shoes.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Always obey Narbatbag's priests.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.