Benyikfig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful alligator.

Benyikfig created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benyikfig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Benyikfig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Benyikfig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Benyikfig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven cats approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not speak about cherries.