Kanfumcam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast toad.

Kanfumcam created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanfumcam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanfumcam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kanfumcam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kanfumcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.