Didbumsand is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet dolphin.

Didbumsand created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbumsand, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Didbumsand, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Didbumsand's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Didbumsand's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Didbumsand.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.