Fittonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional jellyfish.

Fittonrap created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fittonrap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fittonrap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fittonrap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fittonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Fittonrap eight times a day.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.