Weehigril is a god.

He takes the form of a large, clever turtle.

Weehigril created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weehigril, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weehigril, he will turn you into a plant.

Weehigril's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Weehigril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.