Fubcibpon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered centipede.

Fubcibpon created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubcibpon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubcibpon, she will be very unhappy.

Fubcibpon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fubcibpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Fubcibpon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.