Gubfidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-knowing fish.

Gubfidbog created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfidbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gubfidbog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gubfidbog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gubfidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gubfidbog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.