Rilmigbest Fosslooptit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fussy crane.

Rilmigbest Fosslooptit created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilmigbest Fosslooptit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilmigbest Fosslooptit, it will turn you into a goat.

Rilmigbest Fosslooptit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rilmigbest Fosslooptit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.

2. You must love Rilmigbest Fosslooptit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. You must pray to Rilmigbest Fosslooptit nine times a day.

5. Do not covet oxen.