Zenraggun Gomsawbus is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable frog.

Zenraggun Gomsawbus created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenraggun Gomsawbus, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zenraggun Gomsawbus, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zenraggun Gomsawbus' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zenraggun Gomsawbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. You must love Zenraggun Gomsawbus.