Tagyattdob is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless turtle.

Tagyattdob created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Tagyattdob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagyattdob, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tagyattdob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tagyattdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear white skirts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.