Gepbigyogfod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless narwhal.

Gepbigyogfod created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbigyogfod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepbigyogfod, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gepbigyogfod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gepbigyogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.