Wotrullbeg Kengep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome goat.

Wotrullbeg Kengep created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrullbeg Kengep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotrullbeg Kengep, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wotrullbeg Kengep's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wotrullbeg Kengep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.