Queegdithug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking monkey.

Queegdithug created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdithug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Queegdithug, it will be very unhappy.

Queegdithug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Queegdithug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near snakes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Retreat if six sheep approach from the east.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.