Ruttfitcutneg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective troll.

Ruttfitcutneg created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfitcutneg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfitcutneg, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ruttfitcutneg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ruttfitcutneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.