Badfudappin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind swan.

Badfudappin created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Badfudappin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badfudappin, it will come to you in dreams.

Badfudappin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Badfudappin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing pink shirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.