Renkadnill is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm salamander.

Renkadnill created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Renkadnill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Renkadnill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Renkadnill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Renkadnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Renkadnill.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Never play with disobedient children.